Sexy Foods

What is it called when you get sexually aroused by food? I don’t think there’s a word for it, but if there is, I just experienced it.

I was at Aldis food market when it happened. I was thinking about purchasing some bagels, peanut butter, cashews, and then my dick started to fill with blood, and I found myself getting turned on.

My dick was starting to reveal itself in my already tight red pants; not a good thing especially when your out in public. Soon I became so conscious of it that whenever someone would stare at me, up and down, I would instantly feel embarrassed. I kept saying to myself, “not now, not now,” but that didn’t help because the more I browsed through the potentiality of devouring those mouth-watering produce, my dick got harder and I became super turned on.

After countless efforts of me trying to tame my instinctual virtue—with no luck—I finally gave up and allowed nature to do its thing.

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